I cry easily
Unnecessarily at times
And eat ginger biscuits
Too many for my good
But that's not going to make you like me
Because that's not wild or whacky or wanton
So let me try and say something shocking
I've shoplifted.
I like crows
But I like owls better
And hate lukewarm tea
Not down my throat, no
But that's not going to make you like me
Because it's not clever or cool or catchy
So let me try and say something shocking
I've kissed a girl.
I am clueless
About money and maps and meditation
And I pretend to read some books
When actually, I haven't even heard of them
But that's not going to make you like me
Because it's not sassy or spunky or savvy
So let me say something shocking
I'm done.
I'm done.