COFFEE ISN'T EVERYONE'S CUP OF TEA

I’ve been meaning to ask you a lot of questions

But somehow I’ve not been able to get there

Because my questions aren’t altogether logical

They lack pattern and land from anywhere

And then, you counteract all the madness I own

By conducting a very droll enquiry

It’s not like you have to get used to this

Because coffee isn’t everyone’s cup of tea.

We may not get along, but we may as well do

For there’s a long journey we’ve got to cover

And no matter how much you take umbrage

You’ll find my opinions are like no other

I’m trying to be a little guarded but then

That’s just not how I am meant to be

It’s not like you have to get used to this

Because coffee isn’t everyone’s cup of tea.

A shining example of method, you lack finesse

But then, that’s not an opinion you uphold

And when you say I’m not quite that mature

I can tell that you think I’m uncontrolled

It’s going to be difficult to make you see this

Because your viewpoint is a bit finicky

It’s not like you have to get used to this

Because coffee isn’t everyone’s cup of tea.