One way is to grin and bear it
Be cheerful and truly heroic
Another way to face a grim Monday
Is to take the path more stoic
There are the abounding optimists
Who will tell you weekend tales euphoric
But you may want to vomit, sink and die
Or consider options more barbaric
Of course, there’s the profound truth
That this too shall pass
But when Monday brings about utter chaos
Such truisms usually fall flat, alas!
Me, I’ll have a conversation with the walls
And create a grocery list detailed
For when it comes to dealing with Mondays
I’ve been there, done that and failed.