Human: Yo Cow, shoo! Sorry moo...
You look kind of blue
Cow: Yo human, life is a farce
when they give you corn, not grass
Human: They're milking you dry, i heard
But this race to beef you up is surely absurd
Cow: Yup, they want me to get big and fatty
coz that's what makes juicier burger patty
Human: Cow, i don't understand why your spirits must nosedive
When you're keeping the meat chain kicking and alive
(Upon which the cow smiles in a stoic manner and walks off saying)
Fuck the food chain, you guys got my arse
But till then, let me go and get stoned on grass.