Saturday, May 08, 2010

showing you the finger

he's got a brand new trophy
the blackberry, of course
he's singing praises about it
while i'm turning more morose

he's browsing through his pictures
his fingers move the digits
i'm trying to work my patience
trying to stretch my limits

i'm showing you the finger
i'm showing you the door
i'm showing you the mirror
you're just a gizmo whore

he's lecturing the waiter
the wine is less than chill
he thinks the risotto's lumpy
i think we need the bill

he says he's widely travelled
he's eaten better in rome
i'm bored and desperately wishing
my ass was back home

i'm showing you the finger
i'm showing you the door
i'm showing you the mirror
you're just a pompous bore

he's running down his girlfriends
they find him commitment-shy
i think what they really mean is
that he's just a lousy guy

he says he needs adventure
so he's ready to move on
and then i realize that i
have met a world-class moron

i'm showing you the finger
i'm showing you the door
i'm showing you the mirror
so really, no encore!

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